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I have used that song [50ft Queenie] and I'm a big PJ Harvey fan. I think she's fantastic.

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Dylan Moran
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: November 3
Comedian
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Dylan William Moran
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If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads.
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Why do I even dare to think I could dream I could imagine I could hope?!
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Some people have told me that I'm grumpy it's not something that I'm aware of. It's not like I walk around poking children in the eye... not very small ones, anyway.
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