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I know there's similar dissatisfaction in America. There's a lot of white people who come from blue collar backgrounds and who feel ill-equipped and badly served by modern economics and the modern job market.
Dylan Moran
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Dylan Moran
Age: 52
Born: 1971
Born: November 3
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Dylan William Moran
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