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Some people have told me that I'm grumpy it's not something that I'm aware of. It's not like I walk around poking children in the eye... not very small ones, anyway.

Dylan Moran

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Dylan Moran
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: November 3
Comedian
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Screenwriter
Television Actor
Dylan William Moran
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