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All the shy people are doomed! Natural selection favors the loud and the aggressive

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Dylan Moran
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: November 3
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Dylan William Moran
Doomed
Aggressive
Favors
Loud
Natural
People
Shy
Selection

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