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Fruit... it's just God showing off. Look at all the colours I know!

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Dylan Moran
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: November 3
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Dylan William Moran
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I don't want to do the same thing over and over again.
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If you're talking about crowd enthusiasm, it varies. I have a decent following in Australia so I like there. I'm interested in playing everywhere.
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The trend now is to get away from stage bound sitcoms.
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Kids, they are always hurting themselves. It's like, Quick, get me to casualty quick! while your doing something important like sitting down picking your ear.
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Oh how I hate you. I hate you so much it gives me energy. I have to get up early in the morning just to hate you, because there's not enough time in the day! Please GO AWAY!
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When I was a child, I wanted to watch things that made me laugh. It's attacking boredom, as simple as that. I was 19 when I first went to a comedy club - I wanted to do it, so I gave it a try and that was it. I found my office.
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I do not walk around imaging myself to be intimidating or smart.
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In my personal life, my family makes me laugh more than anybody I think that is the same for everybody. I certainly hope it is.
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That's a rather flippant quote drinking and writing bad poetry from me. I mean, I said it, but I was doing other stuff too. I certainly didn't manage the full stretch of four years.
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I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow.
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You know it's a sad day when your child looks at you and asks 'Daddy, are these organic?'
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The measure of a conversation is how much mutual recognition there is in it how much shared there is in it. If you're talking about what's in your own head, or without thought to what people looking and listening will feel, you might as well be in a room talking to yourself.
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I grew up in a house where there was lots of teasing and language play and laughter it was very important. When I was a teenager, you wouldn't go to a bar and find lots of televisions everywhere. People were talking. Talk was the mental fire you would gather around in the evening. It occupied a big part of your existence.
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I have tried... believe me, I have tried to like rap music. It makes me feel so very, very old. I have tried to get home with the downies.
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I can't relax here. These people have no pubic hair anywhere. We have pubic hair on the ceiling.
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Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl.
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You can't please everyone, nor should you seek to, because then you won't please anyone, least of all yourself.
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My drive to put myself on the line comes from boredom. From that feeling when you go to bed and think, 'What did I do today?' It doesn't have to be something monumental, just a feeling that you really tried to look at something, or look into something.
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Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.
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You’re not an adult at all - you're just a tall child holding a beer, having conversations you don't understand...
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