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Fruit... it's just God showing off. Look at all the colours I know!

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Dylan Moran
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: November 3
Comedian
Film Actor
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Television Actor
Dylan William Moran
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I do pauses, pauses work for me
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I'm fascinated by how you'll change your position so many times over a lifetime, but really what you're doing is occupying a series of positions on a landscape.
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Why do I even dare to think I could dream I could imagine I could hope?!
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A lot of the fiction I read growing up was post-war American, and not all of it centers on Manhattan, but around people of the Mad Men generation, people like John Cheever and, in more modern times, Don DeLillo, who I always mention.
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Religion is the yeast of death cakes. It is the most awful agent on a vulnerable mind. It's the refuge of alienated and lonely people. It's what people had before television. It yokes people together into an imaginary world. It is just people talking to their imaginary friends, at length. I wouldn't mind, but some of the people are world leaders.
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Lots of comics try stuff out all year round, which is very sensible - I don't.
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I'm quite a compulsive person-I only worked this out recently - I'm compulsive, but I'm also very indecisive. I don't know what I want, but I know that I want it now.
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I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.
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I don't want to do panel games or adverts. I really like challenges. I always get roles as an art teacher or a photographer. In the future I want to play something like a mugger/assassin/pastry chef.
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I don't want to do the same thing over and over again.
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I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.
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Eggs! They're not a food, they belong in no group! They're just farts clothed in substance!
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The truth is that I'm constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job.
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I dislike both of [candidates] but there's obviously no choice in the election - if you're concerned about the future of anything, you need to vote for Hillary Clinton.
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I've always wanted to visit [Washington]. The Smithsonian has some fantastic archival material on blues music, which I'm really into. There's a ton of stuff I want to do there. but it just never happened.
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America is this incredible mosaic of immigrants, so people really want to be anchored in some kind of culture as well as the one they are living in.
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It should not be an act of social disobedience to light a cigarette. Unless you're actually a doctor working at an incubator.
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