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Then you get these articles about how unhealthy life is in the city. You know mobile phone tumours - far more likely in the city. Well you know what, so is everything else! Including sex, coffee and conversation.

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Dylan Moran
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: November 3
Comedian
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Dylan William Moran
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