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You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them.

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Dylan Moran
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: November 3
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Dylan William Moran
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