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I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow.

Dylan Moran

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Dylan Moran
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: November 3
Comedian
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Television Actor
Dylan William Moran
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If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads.
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Shame is one of the greatest aphrodisiacs in the world, anyway, built into religion.
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America's work ethic is non-stop it's not even enshrined in law that workers have to get their two weeks holiday money. But Americans work harder than everyone else I can think of.
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You should be as alive as you can, until you're totally dead!
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The American political machinery is awesome to behold in its scale and expense and waste and madness. It's the greatest circus on Earth I suppose.
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I quite fancy the 1940s. I like the trams and the trousers.
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You’re not going to learn anything if you’re not prepared to go flat, so I’m very happy to go flat.
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I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms you had to fill in for stand-up, so I thought I'd give that a twist.
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Paper acts as an eraser on the mind, as soon as you look at what you've written.
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[Washington] is the political capital. It's essentially a big office.
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Oh how I hate you. I hate you so much it gives me energy. I have to get up early in the morning just to hate you, because there's not enough time in the day! Please GO AWAY!
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I dislike both of [candidates] but there's obviously no choice in the election - if you're concerned about the future of anything, you need to vote for Hillary Clinton.
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You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them.
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