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I wish I was like you! You know startled by direct sunlight.

Dylan Moran

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Dylan Moran
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: November 3
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Dylan William Moran
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Humor
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Wish
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Sunlight

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Shame is one of the greatest aphrodisiacs in the world, anyway, built into religion.
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I don't go to different countries to criticise their political system and tell them what they should be doing - what do I know?
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Why do I even dare to think I could dream I could imagine I could hope?!
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The American political machinery is awesome to behold in its scale and expense and waste and madness. It's the greatest circus on Earth I suppose.
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I don't know that you're able to measure your aggregate wisdom as you go through life. I can't say that I ever feel that I'm sitting on top of a growing mound of wisdom.
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I don't want to do panel games or adverts. I really like challenges. I always get roles as an art teacher or a photographer. In the future I want to play something like a mugger/assassin/pastry chef.
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