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He could dismiss several schools of philosophy by shifting slightly in his chair or toting his whisky glass.

Dylan Moran

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Dylan Moran
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: November 3
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Dylan William Moran
Humor
Shifting
Philosophy
Chair
Funny
Slightly
School
Chairs
Glass
Several
Toting
Schools
Whisky
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