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I'm organised in some ways, but not in others.

Dylan Moran

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Dylan Moran
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: November 3
Comedian
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Dylan William Moran
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Children are very overprotected now, in lots of ways. We're very nervous about them. You know, people go, Don't go outside! Or inside! Get into the cupboard with some spinach! When I was a child they'd kick you out and you weren't expected to come back until there were bats!
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