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It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect.

Dylan Moran

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Dylan Moran
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: November 3
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Dylan William Moran
Smile
Humor
Comedy
Funny
Easy
Squirrel
Squirrels
Intellect

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