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It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect.

Dylan Moran

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Dylan Moran
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: November 3
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Dylan William Moran
Easy
Squirrel
Squirrels
Intellect
Smile
Humor
Comedy
Funny

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You can see desperation in people who are too eager to laugh because they're in such a hurry not to look at what's confronting them in their lives and that's kind of sad because there's a kind of pornographic aspect to it, of making some sort of pain go away, of hovering around a pain, making yourself numb, not feel anything.
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Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.
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I've always wanted to visit [Washington]. The Smithsonian has some fantastic archival material on blues music, which I'm really into. There's a ton of stuff I want to do there. but it just never happened.
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I don't go around thinking of myself as a great anything.
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I know there's similar dissatisfaction in America. There's a lot of white people who come from blue collar backgrounds and who feel ill-equipped and badly served by modern economics and the modern job market.
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In my personal life, my family makes me laugh more than anybody I think that is the same for everybody. I certainly hope it is.
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You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it.
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I'll have to look into [Washington] D.C. a bit more. I know it's given over to the administration and the bureaucracy connected to it. It's a super-organism of the American state. But there's also a parallel city in there where normal people live.
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Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone.
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That's a rather flippant quote drinking and writing bad poetry from me. I mean, I said it, but I was doing other stuff too. I certainly didn't manage the full stretch of four years.
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I quite fancy the 1940s. I like the trams and the trousers.
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I enjoy performing, always, but when you're taping a gig, you've got to blank out this mass apparatus of self-consciousness that's surrounding you, this invitation to drown in self-consciousness. Otherwise you just won't be able to do anything.
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I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the same place every day and eat sandwiches in the same canteen, if I can possibly help it, as I don't think I'd be very good at it.
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The East is very mysterious to Westerners. Even post-Cold War, it's still an unknown entity.
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I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself.
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You’re not an adult at all - you're just a tall child holding a beer, having conversations you don't understand...
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The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty.
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I grew up in a house where there was lots of teasing and language play and laughter it was very important. When I was a teenager, you wouldn't go to a bar and find lots of televisions everywhere. People were talking. Talk was the mental fire you would gather around in the evening. It occupied a big part of your existence.
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