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Two young, fit, healthy attractive people in love? There’s nothing worse to look at in the world.
Dylan Moran
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Dylan Moran
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: November 3
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Dylan William Moran
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He could dismiss several schools of philosophy by shifting slightly in his chair or toting his whisky glass.
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Wow this place is really big isn't it? They must do proper stuff here, like opera and all that...shite.
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Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you always have a lot less than you think.
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You know it's a sad day when your child looks at you and asks 'Daddy, are these organic?'
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I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.
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The East is very mysterious to Westerners. Even post-Cold War, it's still an unknown entity.
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