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I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the same place every day and eat sandwiches in the same canteen, if I can possibly help it, as I don't think I'd be very good at it.
Dylan Moran
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Dylan Moran
Age: 52
Born: 1971
Born: November 3
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Dylan William Moran
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