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I don't have lungs anymore! Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day.

Dylan Moran

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Dylan Moran
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: November 3
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Dylan William Moran
Lungs
Bridge
Bags
Bridges
Anymore
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Spare
Funny
Spares
Two
Flew

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