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Oh how I hate you. I hate you so much it gives me energy. I have to get up early in the morning just to hate you, because there's not enough time in the day! Please GO AWAY!
Dylan Moran
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Dylan Moran
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: November 3
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Dylan William Moran
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I grew up in a house where there was lots of teasing and language play and laughter it was very important. When I was a teenager, you wouldn't go to a bar and find lots of televisions everywhere. People were talking. Talk was the mental fire you would gather around in the evening. It occupied a big part of your existence.
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Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl.
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You can't please everyone, nor should you seek to, because then you won't please anyone, least of all yourself.
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I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the same place every day and eat sandwiches in the same canteen, if I can possibly help it, as I don't think I'd be very good at it.
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Have I had therapy? I went to a yoga class once.
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I've always wanted to visit [Washington]. The Smithsonian has some fantastic archival material on blues music, which I'm really into. There's a ton of stuff I want to do there. but it just never happened.
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All the shy people are doomed! Natural selection favors the loud and the aggressive
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Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.
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You have to assume that you're talking to the most intelligent, tuned-in audience you could ever get. That's the way you're going to get the best out of people. Whether they know you or not shouldn't matter for comedy. They should get to know you pretty quickly. and they should be having a good time pretty quickly.
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I don't go around thinking of myself as a great anything.
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I wish I was like you! You know startled by direct sunlight.
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I don't go to different countries to criticise their political system and tell them what they should be doing - what do I know?
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You’re not going to learn anything if you’re not prepared to go flat, so I’m very happy to go flat.
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