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I've been writing since I was very young, even before I was a teenager. As far as I'm concerned, I am a writer - whether my writing's spoken or written in a blog, paper, book or printed on the side of a submarine.

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Dylan Moran
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: November 3
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Two young, fit, healthy attractive people in love? There’s nothing worse to look at in the world.
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I never thought I want to do anything, really, except not go to work properly and turn up at the same place every day and eat sandwiches in the same canteen, if I can possibly help it, as I don't think I'd be very good at it.
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You’re not an adult at all - you're just a tall child holding a beer, having conversations you don't understand...
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I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself.
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We are both drawn to surreal situations so the writing was a joy.
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If you're talking about crowd enthusiasm, it varies. I have a decent following in Australia so I like there. I'm interested in playing everywhere.
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You have to assume that you're talking to the most intelligent, tuned-in audience you could ever get. That's the way you're going to get the best out of people. Whether they know you or not shouldn't matter for comedy. They should get to know you pretty quickly. and they should be having a good time pretty quickly.
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When I was a child, I wanted to watch things that made me laugh. It's attacking boredom, as simple as that. I was 19 when I first went to a comedy club - I wanted to do it, so I gave it a try and that was it. I found my office.
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I don't go around thinking of myself as a great anything.
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If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads.
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I don't want to do the same thing over and over again.
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In my personal life, my family makes me laugh more than anybody I think that is the same for everybody. I certainly hope it is.
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You can laugh at somebody because they are innocent, and because they are naive or they are about to walk into a wall, but if somebody's giving you stuff, if somebody's talking, giving you their take on things, what makes you laugh, generally speaking, is going to be somebody who is telling it in an angry way.
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America is this incredible mosaic of immigrants, so people really want to be anchored in some kind of culture as well as the one they are living in.
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Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl.
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You cannot over estimate how infantile men are about sex! Men are people that have sex BECAUSE they have a headache... or are on fire, or have been shot in the head, or whatever it is!
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