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I don't want to do panel games or adverts. I really like challenges. I always get roles as an art teacher or a photographer. In the future I want to play something like a mugger/assassin/pastry chef.

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Dylan Moran
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: November 3
Comedian
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Dylan William Moran
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