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Paper acts as an eraser on the mind, as soon as you look at what you've written.

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Dylan Moran
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: November 3
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Dylan William Moran
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I always try to address where I am. I'll talk to the people and try to find out what it is about that particular place that makes it distinct from everywhere else.
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I feel very very old. My hair hurts. I have buttocks all over my body and I can't even smoke properly any more. I don't have lungs, I just have two poppadoms in here.
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I dont watch a whole lot of stand up. Mainly I prefer to read writers they make me laugh the most. Something gets you when youre alone and someones voice is coming through their work. Theres a different quality to it that stays with you a bit more.
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I thought The Office was good, though I didn't think of it as a sitcom, just as a very good programme.
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You know, just sometimes, in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that four hundredth glass of cornershop piss at 3am, you do sometimes look at yourself and think...This is fantastic. I'm in heaven.
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You cannot over estimate how infantile men are about sex! Men are people that have sex BECAUSE they have a headache... or are on fire, or have been shot in the head, or whatever it is!
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I'm just trying to understand what's around me as much as anyone else is, really. To draw a bead on a moving target.
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I don't want to do the same thing over and over again.
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I suppose the best comedy shows do have the rock n' roll feeling - if it's a great night, and the roof is raised yeah, it's a similar feeling, sure.
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The East is very mysterious to Westerners. Even post-Cold War, it's still an unknown entity.
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A lot of the fiction I read growing up was post-war American, and not all of it centers on Manhattan, but around people of the Mad Men generation, people like John Cheever and, in more modern times, Don DeLillo, who I always mention.
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You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.
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I quite fancy the 1940s. I like the trams and the trousers.
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Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone.
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Women are like canoes, full of soup. At first everyone is suspicious but then everyone wants one.
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I've been writing since I was very young, even before I was a teenager. As far as I'm concerned, I am a writer - whether my writing's spoken or written in a blog, paper, book or printed on the side of a submarine.
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I'll work for whoever wants to hire me. Even the jewelry channel.
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[Washington] is the political capital. It's essentially a big office.
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I'm organised in some ways, but not in others.
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In my personal life, my family makes me laugh more than anybody I think that is the same for everybody. I certainly hope it is.
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