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Paper acts as an eraser on the mind, as soon as you look at what you've written.

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Dylan Moran
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: November 3
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Dylan William Moran
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I'm organised in some ways, but not in others.
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America is this incredible mosaic of immigrants, so people really want to be anchored in some kind of culture as well as the one they are living in.
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If I hadn't done this I might have ended up digging the roads.
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I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.
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You’re not an adult at all - you're just a tall child holding a beer, having conversations you don't understand...
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I've always wanted to visit [Washington]. The Smithsonian has some fantastic archival material on blues music, which I'm really into. There's a ton of stuff I want to do there. but it just never happened.
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I think a lot of the time you just parody yourself.
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I thought The Office was good, though I didn't think of it as a sitcom, just as a very good programme.
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I really can't describe what my stand-up is like - people see it and they say it's like that, or it's like this, and that's really up to them, that's fine, but I don't sit around all day analysing it. I just try and enjoy a show and interest myself because if I don't do that then I won't interest anybody else.
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I wish I was like you! You know startled by direct sunlight.
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There's always a host of voices you're inspired by. I love Don DeLillo, and I love Isaac Bashevis Singer, and I love Beckett, and I love Pinter. He's one of the funniest voices in English literature since Dickens.
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The American political machinery is awesome to behold in its scale and expense and waste and madness. It's the greatest circus on Earth I suppose.
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You can see desperation in people who are too eager to laugh because they're in such a hurry not to look at what's confronting them in their lives and that's kind of sad because there's a kind of pornographic aspect to it, of making some sort of pain go away, of hovering around a pain, making yourself numb, not feel anything.
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I don't have lungs anymore! Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day.
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You should be as alive as you can, until you're totally dead!
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Children are very overprotected now, in lots of ways. We're very nervous about them. You know, people go, Don't go outside! Or inside! Get into the cupboard with some spinach! When I was a child they'd kick you out and you weren't expected to come back until there were bats!
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It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect.
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I don't go to different countries to criticise their political system and tell them what they should be doing - what do I know?
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I've been writing since I was very young, even before I was a teenager. As far as I'm concerned, I am a writer - whether my writing's spoken or written in a blog, paper, book or printed on the side of a submarine.
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Two young, fit, healthy attractive people in love? There’s nothing worse to look at in the world.
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