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Dylan Moran
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: November 3
Comedian
Film Actor
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Television Actor
Dylan William Moran
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Two young, fit, healthy attractive people in love? There’s nothing worse to look at in the world.
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Eggs! They're not a food, they belong in no group! They're just farts clothed in substance!
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I really can't describe what my stand-up is like - people see it and they say it's like that, or it's like this, and that's really up to them, that's fine, but I don't sit around all day analysing it. I just try and enjoy a show and interest myself because if I don't do that then I won't interest anybody else.
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The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty.
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I'm organised in some ways, but not in others.
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I've lived in the UK for longer than I lived in Ireland. I'm not worried about myself, but it's ridiculous for youngsters.
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There's always a host of voices you're inspired by. I love Don DeLillo, and I love Isaac Bashevis Singer, and I love Beckett, and I love Pinter. He's one of the funniest voices in English literature since Dickens.
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I grew up in a house where there was lots of teasing and language play and laughter it was very important. When I was a teenager, you wouldn't go to a bar and find lots of televisions everywhere. People were talking. Talk was the mental fire you would gather around in the evening. It occupied a big part of your existence.
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I don't want to do the same thing over and over again.
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I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow.
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I have used that song [50ft Queenie] and I'm a big PJ Harvey fan. I think she's fantastic.
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Women are like canoes, full of soup. At first everyone is suspicious but then everyone wants one.
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You’re not going to learn anything if you’re not prepared to go flat, so I’m very happy to go flat.
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I'm not drunk onstage, although I've done that a couple of times when I was younger. It's partly just the way I talk - I talk like somebody in a rocking chair. I'm your 150-year-old grandmother.
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Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.
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I don't know that you're able to measure your aggregate wisdom as you go through life. I can't say that I ever feel that I'm sitting on top of a growing mound of wisdom.
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Fruit... it's just God showing off. Look at all the colours I know!
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You know, people sometimes say to me, 'Do you prefer to do this or that, act or do stand-up or write' but the thing that I enjoy most is the difference between all of them, because you're always learning. I don't go around thinking of myself as a great anything. I'm actually lucky to have the chance to fail at all of them.
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I'm quite a compulsive person-I only worked this out recently - I'm compulsive, but I'm also very indecisive. I don't know what I want, but I know that I want it now.
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You've a very important, early decision to make in your life: are you going to be alone, or are you going to be with somebody else? Are you going to be sane, or not lonely? A couple is a strange thing it's an organism that's half as intelligent as the most intelligent member. And you both know who it is!
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