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Masturbation is always very safe. You not only control the person you're with, but you can leave when you want to.

Dudley Moore

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Dudley Moore
Age: 66 †
Born: 1935
Born: April 19
Died: 2002
Died: March 27
Actor
Comedian
Composer
Film Actor
Film Director
Jazz Musician
Pianist
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Hammersmith
London
Dudley Stuart John Moore
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Masturbation
Safe
Leave
Control
Persons
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