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Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer... just the thing for that drunk driver who's constantly on the go. Cant stop now! I've got places to go, people to hit!

Drew Carey

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Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
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