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Yeah, apparently chasing a bus uses different muscles than sitting and eating.
Drew Carey
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Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
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I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer.
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I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day.
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I have a position of indirect respect and oblique power.
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I'm down to earth people sense that and they appreciate it.
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International soccer has been a big part of my love for the sport. I love the Men's National Team. I can say that they're my favorite sports team.
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I actually was worried about the pounding, but I actually love running more than working out on the elliptical. Now if I get on the elliptical, I feel like I'm trapped.
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I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.
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Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.
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