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It sucks being fat, you know.

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Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
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Television Actor
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Cleveland
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Drew Allison Carey
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When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.
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Listen, you don't know any better so I'll just tell you. You can't try to save money by not having the right beer. You know, you can skip having medical insurance, you can buy everything you own at a swap meet but the right beer is what makes living like this possible.
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I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it.
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I am never out there just jogging for the heck of it. I never do that. I start to run with a goal in mind, whether it's a certain time or certain distance or a specific heart-rate goal, and then I am done.
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I don't run outside, honestly. Sometimes I go out around my house, but mainly it's the stupid treadmill. I wish I had a better answer, but I'm very businesslike about my runs.
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The TV season is a year-long thing now, and the networks are starting to look at it that way, thanks to cable, satellites, and competition.
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The best thing about Las Vegas is that no one pretends to be responsible for your behavior like they do in the rest of the country. There's no meddling self-righteous liberals or right-wing Christian demagogues telling you that you can't do something fun with your own time and money. If you can afford it, it's yours.
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Just because a guy has a shaved head, pierced nipples, and doesn't have sex with women doesn't make him gay. It just makes him down on his luck.
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Reality shows always look for the worst people.
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I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.
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I'm the kind of person that likes what I'm doing when I'm doing it.
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I like to think of my house as nothing more than a glorified console for my television the ultimate stereo cabinet.
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What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.
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George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that's what I'm trying to do.
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And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.
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Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.
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