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It sucks being fat, you know.

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Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Improviser
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Screenwriter
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Television Actor
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Cleveland
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Drew Allison Carey
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Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer... just the thing for that drunk driver who's constantly on the go. Cant stop now! I've got places to go, people to hit!
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I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson.
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George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that's what I'm trying to do.
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I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.
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I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it.
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I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me.
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I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
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As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.
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I never thought I was a libertarian until I picked up Reason magazine and realized I agree with everything they had printed.
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Just because a guy has a shaved head, pierced nipples, and doesn't have sex with women doesn't make him gay. It just makes him down on his luck.
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I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.
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I'm competitive at everything.
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Learn how to set goals. That's the key to everything. That includes designing your own success. You define what the goal is, it's not somebody else's goal, it's yours.
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After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine.
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I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day.
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I like to think of my house as nothing more than a glorified console for my television the ultimate stereo cabinet.
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I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet.
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The TV season is a year-long thing now, and the networks are starting to look at it that way, thanks to cable, satellites, and competition.
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I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody.
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I'm down to earth people sense that and they appreciate it.
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