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It sucks being fat, you know.

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Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Improviser
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Screenwriter
Singer
Television Actor
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Cleveland
Ohio
Drew Allison Carey
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