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Just because a guy has a shaved head, pierced nipples, and doesn't have sex with women doesn't make him gay. It just makes him down on his luck.

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Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
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My cranky cardiologist says I'm destined to die in the kitchen.
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I actually was worried about the pounding, but I actually love running more than working out on the elliptical. Now if I get on the elliptical, I feel like I'm trapped.
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What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.
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I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.
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Libertarians are essentially what the Republicans were 30 years ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label.
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What good is democracy if you can't get what you want?
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I never thought I was a libertarian until I picked up Reason magazine and realized I agree with everything they had printed.
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Listen, you don't know any better so I'll just tell you. You can't try to save money by not having the right beer. You know, you can skip having medical insurance, you can buy everything you own at a swap meet but the right beer is what makes living like this possible.
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I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.
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You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.
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And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.
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I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.
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I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody.
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If you're wearing a Bluetooth thing and you've got that thing on your belt, you are working for somebody else. You are not the guy in charge. That's a really good social status indicator.
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Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
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Learn how to set goals. That's the key to everything. That includes designing your own success. You define what the goal is, it's not somebody else's goal, it's yours.
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It sucks being fat, you know.
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As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.
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For 'Power of 10,' you can look at the methodology at CBS.com, it's a company called Rasmussen Reports. We poll thousands and thousands of people for each question, a real cross section of the United States.
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The best thing about Las Vegas is that no one pretends to be responsible for your behavior like they do in the rest of the country. There's no meddling self-righteous liberals or right-wing Christian demagogues telling you that you can't do something fun with your own time and money. If you can afford it, it's yours.
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