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Just because a guy has a shaved head, pierced nipples, and doesn't have sex with women doesn't make him gay. It just makes him down on his luck.

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Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
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I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.
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The economy is in trouble, schools are in trouble, and people have been leaving the city in droves for a long, long time.
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Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.
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But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.
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The best thing about Las Vegas is that no one pretends to be responsible for your behavior like they do in the rest of the country. There's no meddling self-righteous liberals or right-wing Christian demagogues telling you that you can't do something fun with your own time and money. If you can afford it, it's yours.
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In any other job, they're truck drivers. In show-biz, they're Transportation Captains.
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My cranky cardiologist says I'm destined to die in the kitchen.
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I'm competitive at everything.
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I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.
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The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job.
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If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist.
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I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.
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I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer.
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I am happy that I ran the half-marathon, but to me, just running and saying that I finished a race isn't enough for me. I want to run the race as best as I can. Working out for pants size isn't enough. I need a goal or a race to get back on the treadmill every day.
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Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?
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I looked at game show hosting as the bottom of the totem pole, one step away from infomercials. I never watched them myself. However, it's been a lot of fun.
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I remember when I took a temp job... so I got a job at a department store. Something temporary to put on my resume, my parents said. Yeah... till I die!
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Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.
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Libertarians are essentially what the Republicans were 30 years ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label.
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I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me.
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