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I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.

Drew Carey

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Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
Actor
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Cleveland
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Drew Allison Carey
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We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.
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I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.
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I remember when I took a temp job... so I got a job at a department store. Something temporary to put on my resume, my parents said. Yeah... till I die!
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After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine.
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In any other job, they're truck drivers. In show-biz, they're Transportation Captains.
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I'm the kind of person that likes what I'm doing when I'm doing it.
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Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.
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The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job.
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Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.
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I work with a place in Santa Monica called Phase IV. My doctor recommended them to me when I started losing weight. They help people train for things like triathlons or biking and running races. They offer physical therapists, testing, lectures.
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As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.
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You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.
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Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.
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The people of Cleveland hate soccer. But it's my favourite thing and I follow the U.S. men's national team around when they play whenever I can.
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I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody.
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George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that's what I'm trying to do.
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When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.
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I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer.
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For 'Power of 10,' you can look at the methodology at CBS.com, it's a company called Rasmussen Reports. We poll thousands and thousands of people for each question, a real cross section of the United States.
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Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer... just the thing for that drunk driver who's constantly on the go. Cant stop now! I've got places to go, people to hit!
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