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I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.

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Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
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I never thought I was a libertarian until I picked up Reason magazine and realized I agree with everything they had printed.
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Libertarians are essentially what the Republicans were 30 years ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label.
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When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.
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Learn how to set goals. That's the key to everything. That includes designing your own success. You define what the goal is, it's not somebody else's goal, it's yours.
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I like to think of my house as nothing more than a glorified console for my television the ultimate stereo cabinet.
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Living in Hollywood, you can get disconnected from everybody. You can feel like you are the only one.
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TV is easier: it's all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up, but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. To me, that's more pure.
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I have a position of indirect respect and oblique power.
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The best thing about Las Vegas is that no one pretends to be responsible for your behavior like they do in the rest of the country. There's no meddling self-righteous liberals or right-wing Christian demagogues telling you that you can't do something fun with your own time and money. If you can afford it, it's yours.
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I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.
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I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet.
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We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.
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I work with a place in Santa Monica called Phase IV. My doctor recommended them to me when I started losing weight. They help people train for things like triathlons or biking and running races. They offer physical therapists, testing, lectures.
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I don't run outside, honestly. Sometimes I go out around my house, but mainly it's the stupid treadmill. I wish I had a better answer, but I'm very businesslike about my runs.
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But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.
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I am never out there just jogging for the heck of it. I never do that. I start to run with a goal in mind, whether it's a certain time or certain distance or a specific heart-rate goal, and then I am done.
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George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that's what I'm trying to do.
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As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.
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When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games.
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After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine.
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