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I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.

Drew Carey

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Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
Actor
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Drew Allison Carey
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I never thought I was a libertarian until I picked up Reason magazine and realized I agree with everything they had printed.
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But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.
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I'm the kind of person that likes what I'm doing when I'm doing it.
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I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me.
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I remember when I took a temp job... so I got a job at a department store. Something temporary to put on my resume, my parents said. Yeah... till I die!
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Reality shows always look for the worst people.
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Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.
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When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games.
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The best thing about Las Vegas is that no one pretends to be responsible for your behavior like they do in the rest of the country. There's no meddling self-righteous liberals or right-wing Christian demagogues telling you that you can't do something fun with your own time and money. If you can afford it, it's yours.
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When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.
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I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer.
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After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine.
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I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody.
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I'm competitive at everything.
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International soccer has been a big part of my love for the sport. I love the Men's National Team. I can say that they're my favorite sports team.
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What good is democracy if you can't get what you want?
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Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.
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