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I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer.
Drew Carey
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Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
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And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.
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It should be up to each bar owner and patron to decide if they want to smoke or not.
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I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better.
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We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.
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I looked at game show hosting as the bottom of the totem pole, one step away from infomercials. I never watched them myself. However, it's been a lot of fun.
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The economy is in trouble, schools are in trouble, and people have been leaving the city in droves for a long, long time.
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I am never out there just jogging for the heck of it. I never do that. I start to run with a goal in mind, whether it's a certain time or certain distance or a specific heart-rate goal, and then I am done.
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I don't run outside, honestly. Sometimes I go out around my house, but mainly it's the stupid treadmill. I wish I had a better answer, but I'm very businesslike about my runs.
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I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.
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Green Screen was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going.
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I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
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Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.
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Libertarians are essentially what the Republicans were 30 years ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label.
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I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys that are clean, but I'm not one of them.
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I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.
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Just because a guy has a shaved head, pierced nipples, and doesn't have sex with women doesn't make him gay. It just makes him down on his luck.
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Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.
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When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.
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I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.
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