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I have a position of indirect respect and oblique power.

Drew Carey

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Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
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Cleveland
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Drew Allison Carey
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I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson.
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But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.
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Why is everybody afraid of going to Heaven? You want to be here with the smog and the sin and bad people and the war? Or do you want to be in Heaven, sitting next to Jesus, you know?
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I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.
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You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.
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The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.
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I looked at game show hosting as the bottom of the totem pole, one step away from infomercials. I never watched them myself. However, it's been a lot of fun.
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I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them.
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I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
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I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.
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I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.
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Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer... just the thing for that drunk driver who's constantly on the go. Cant stop now! I've got places to go, people to hit!
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I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys that are clean, but I'm not one of them.
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If you're wearing a Bluetooth thing and you've got that thing on your belt, you are working for somebody else. You are not the guy in charge. That's a really good social status indicator.
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I actually was worried about the pounding, but I actually love running more than working out on the elliptical. Now if I get on the elliptical, I feel like I'm trapped.
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Yeah, apparently chasing a bus uses different muscles than sitting and eating.
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