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My cranky cardiologist says I'm destined to die in the kitchen.

Drew Carey

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Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Improviser
Photographer
Screenwriter
Singer
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Cleveland
Ohio
Drew Allison Carey
Cardiologist
Cranky
Destined
Kitchen
Says
Dies

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