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My cranky cardiologist says I'm destined to die in the kitchen.
Drew Carey
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Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
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The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.
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It should be up to each bar owner and patron to decide if they want to smoke or not.
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I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet.
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In any other job, they're truck drivers. In show-biz, they're Transportation Captains.
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Listen, you don't know any better so I'll just tell you. You can't try to save money by not having the right beer. You know, you can skip having medical insurance, you can buy everything you own at a swap meet but the right beer is what makes living like this possible.
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I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.
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Learn how to set goals. That's the key to everything. That includes designing your own success. You define what the goal is, it's not somebody else's goal, it's yours.
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I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them.
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Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?
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Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.
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When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work.
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As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.
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Just because a guy has a shaved head, pierced nipples, and doesn't have sex with women doesn't make him gay. It just makes him down on his luck.
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But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.
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After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine.
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