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You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.
Drew Carey
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Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
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When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.
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George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that's what I'm trying to do.
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It sucks being fat, you know.
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It should be up to each bar owner and patron to decide if they want to smoke or not.
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Just because a guy has a shaved head, pierced nipples, and doesn't have sex with women doesn't make him gay. It just makes him down on his luck.
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The best thing about Las Vegas is that no one pretends to be responsible for your behavior like they do in the rest of the country. There's no meddling self-righteous liberals or right-wing Christian demagogues telling you that you can't do something fun with your own time and money. If you can afford it, it's yours.
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Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.
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When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work.
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I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
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I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.
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I don't run outside, honestly. Sometimes I go out around my house, but mainly it's the stupid treadmill. I wish I had a better answer, but I'm very businesslike about my runs.
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If you're wearing a Bluetooth thing and you've got that thing on your belt, you are working for somebody else. You are not the guy in charge. That's a really good social status indicator.
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I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them.
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Living in Hollywood, you can get disconnected from everybody. You can feel like you are the only one.
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