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Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?
Drew Carey
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Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
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Listen, you don't know any better so I'll just tell you. You can't try to save money by not having the right beer. You know, you can skip having medical insurance, you can buy everything you own at a swap meet but the right beer is what makes living like this possible.
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And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.
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My cranky cardiologist says I'm destined to die in the kitchen.
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The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.
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I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it.
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I work with a place in Santa Monica called Phase IV. My doctor recommended them to me when I started losing weight. They help people train for things like triathlons or biking and running races. They offer physical therapists, testing, lectures.
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What good is democracy if you can't get what you want?
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It sucks being fat, you know.
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When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work.
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I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.
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Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer... just the thing for that drunk driver who's constantly on the go. Cant stop now! I've got places to go, people to hit!
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I'm the kind of person that likes what I'm doing when I'm doing it.
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The economy is in trouble, schools are in trouble, and people have been leaving the city in droves for a long, long time.
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Why is everybody afraid of going to Heaven? You want to be here with the smog and the sin and bad people and the war? Or do you want to be in Heaven, sitting next to Jesus, you know?
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I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys that are clean, but I'm not one of them.
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I don't know, people take chances on stage. It's a big free speech zone, a comedy show. So sometimes things happen, you say things that are a little bit off the edge.
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I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson.
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I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.
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I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better.
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