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And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.
Drew Carey
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Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
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I am never out there just jogging for the heck of it. I never do that. I start to run with a goal in mind, whether it's a certain time or certain distance or a specific heart-rate goal, and then I am done.
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Living in Hollywood, you can get disconnected from everybody. You can feel like you are the only one.
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You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.
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I like to think of my house as nothing more than a glorified console for my television the ultimate stereo cabinet.
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Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.
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Listen, you don't know any better so I'll just tell you. You can't try to save money by not having the right beer. You know, you can skip having medical insurance, you can buy everything you own at a swap meet but the right beer is what makes living like this possible.
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I work with a place in Santa Monica called Phase IV. My doctor recommended them to me when I started losing weight. They help people train for things like triathlons or biking and running races. They offer physical therapists, testing, lectures.
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We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.
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I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.
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Learn how to set goals. That's the key to everything. That includes designing your own success. You define what the goal is, it's not somebody else's goal, it's yours.
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What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.
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I'm down to earth people sense that and they appreciate it.
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I have a position of indirect respect and oblique power.
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