Quote

I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys that are clean, but I'm not one of them.

Drew Carey

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Improviser
Photographer
Screenwriter
Singer
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Cleveland
Ohio
Drew Allison Carey
Doe
Comic
Way
Material
Think
Clean
Thinking
Materials
Guys
Couple
Guy
Around
Hardly

More quotes by Drew Carey

Image
I am never out there just jogging for the heck of it. I never do that. I start to run with a goal in mind, whether it's a certain time or certain distance or a specific heart-rate goal, and then I am done.
Drew Carey
Image
In any other job, they're truck drivers. In show-biz, they're Transportation Captains.
Drew Carey
Image
I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.
Drew Carey
Image
I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.
Drew Carey
Image
When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work.
Drew Carey
Image
I looked at game show hosting as the bottom of the totem pole, one step away from infomercials. I never watched them myself. However, it's been a lot of fun.
Drew Carey
Image
I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.
Drew Carey
Image
I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it.
Drew Carey
Image
The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job.
Drew Carey
Image
Libertarians are essentially what the Republicans were 30 years ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label.
Drew Carey
Image
I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody.
Drew Carey
Image
I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
Drew Carey
Image
Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.
Drew Carey
Image
I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better.
Drew Carey
Image
When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.
Drew Carey
Image
Listen, you don't know any better so I'll just tell you. You can't try to save money by not having the right beer. You know, you can skip having medical insurance, you can buy everything you own at a swap meet but the right beer is what makes living like this possible.
Drew Carey
Image
The TV season is a year-long thing now, and the networks are starting to look at it that way, thanks to cable, satellites, and competition.
Drew Carey
Image
I'm competitive at everything.
Drew Carey
Image
It sucks being fat, you know.
Drew Carey
Image
Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.
Drew Carey