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I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys that are clean, but I'm not one of them.
Drew Carey
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Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
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International soccer has been a big part of my love for the sport. I love the Men's National Team. I can say that they're my favorite sports team.
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It should be up to each bar owner and patron to decide if they want to smoke or not.
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I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet.
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Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.
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Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?
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I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better.
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I'm down to earth people sense that and they appreciate it.
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Learn how to set goals. That's the key to everything. That includes designing your own success. You define what the goal is, it's not somebody else's goal, it's yours.
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