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I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys that are clean, but I'm not one of them.

Drew Carey

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Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
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For 'Power of 10,' you can look at the methodology at CBS.com, it's a company called Rasmussen Reports. We poll thousands and thousands of people for each question, a real cross section of the United States.
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I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.
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