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What good is democracy if you can't get what you want?
Drew Carey
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Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
Actor
Comedian
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Cleveland
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Drew Allison Carey
Democracy
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Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.
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Just because a guy has a shaved head, pierced nipples, and doesn't have sex with women doesn't make him gay. It just makes him down on his luck.
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Listen, you don't know any better so I'll just tell you. You can't try to save money by not having the right beer. You know, you can skip having medical insurance, you can buy everything you own at a swap meet but the right beer is what makes living like this possible.
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I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys that are clean, but I'm not one of them.
Drew Carey
Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?
Drew Carey
I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody.
Drew Carey
It doesn't matter how smart you are to audition for 'Jeopardy,' you just have to luck out and know what they're asking you that day.
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I remember when I took a temp job... so I got a job at a department store. Something temporary to put on my resume, my parents said. Yeah... till I die!
Drew Carey
I never thought I was a libertarian until I picked up Reason magazine and realized I agree with everything they had printed.
Drew Carey
I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.
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In any other job, they're truck drivers. In show-biz, they're Transportation Captains.
Drew Carey
I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better.
Drew Carey
I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
Drew Carey
When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work.
Drew Carey
I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer.
Drew Carey
I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it.
Drew Carey
What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.
Drew Carey
Green Screen was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going.
Drew Carey
George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that's what I'm trying to do.
Drew Carey
I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.
Drew Carey