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If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist.
Drew Carey
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Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
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Drew Allison Carey
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Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.
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Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
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I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.
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It should be up to each bar owner and patron to decide if they want to smoke or not.
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I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.
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But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy.
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I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody.
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I don't know, people take chances on stage. It's a big free speech zone, a comedy show. So sometimes things happen, you say things that are a little bit off the edge.
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Everybody in Hollywood loves symbolic gestures.
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The best thing about Las Vegas is that no one pretends to be responsible for your behavior like they do in the rest of the country. There's no meddling self-righteous liberals or right-wing Christian demagogues telling you that you can't do something fun with your own time and money. If you can afford it, it's yours.
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I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better.
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What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.
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My cranky cardiologist says I'm destined to die in the kitchen.
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I work with a place in Santa Monica called Phase IV. My doctor recommended them to me when I started losing weight. They help people train for things like triathlons or biking and running races. They offer physical therapists, testing, lectures.
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As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.
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Listen, you don't know any better so I'll just tell you. You can't try to save money by not having the right beer. You know, you can skip having medical insurance, you can buy everything you own at a swap meet but the right beer is what makes living like this possible.
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I actually was worried about the pounding, but I actually love running more than working out on the elliptical. Now if I get on the elliptical, I feel like I'm trapped.
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Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.
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