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I'm competitive at everything.

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Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Improviser
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Screenwriter
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Television Actor
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Cleveland
Ohio
Drew Allison Carey
Competitive
Everything

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The economy is in trouble, schools are in trouble, and people have been leaving the city in droves for a long, long time.
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Libertarians are essentially what the Republicans were 30 years ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label.
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I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
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When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.
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If you're wearing a Bluetooth thing and you've got that thing on your belt, you are working for somebody else. You are not the guy in charge. That's a really good social status indicator.
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Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.
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George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that's what I'm trying to do.
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Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
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I'm down to earth people sense that and they appreciate it.
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I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.
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We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.
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I am never out there just jogging for the heck of it. I never do that. I start to run with a goal in mind, whether it's a certain time or certain distance or a specific heart-rate goal, and then I am done.
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I don't run outside, honestly. Sometimes I go out around my house, but mainly it's the stupid treadmill. I wish I had a better answer, but I'm very businesslike about my runs.
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The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.
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Just because a guy has a shaved head, pierced nipples, and doesn't have sex with women doesn't make him gay. It just makes him down on his luck.
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I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody.
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I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer.
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And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.
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The best thing about Las Vegas is that no one pretends to be responsible for your behavior like they do in the rest of the country. There's no meddling self-righteous liberals or right-wing Christian demagogues telling you that you can't do something fun with your own time and money. If you can afford it, it's yours.
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Reality shows always look for the worst people.
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