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I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.

Drew Carey

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Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
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Screenwriter
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Television Actor
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Cleveland
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Drew Allison Carey
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I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.
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If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist.
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I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys that are clean, but I'm not one of them.
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Green Screen was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going.
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I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better.
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