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I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.

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Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
Actor
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Cleveland
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Drew Allison Carey
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I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody.
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International soccer has been a big part of my love for the sport. I love the Men's National Team. I can say that they're my favorite sports team.
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Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.
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I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.
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I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better.
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I am never out there just jogging for the heck of it. I never do that. I start to run with a goal in mind, whether it's a certain time or certain distance or a specific heart-rate goal, and then I am done.
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Listen, you don't know any better so I'll just tell you. You can't try to save money by not having the right beer. You know, you can skip having medical insurance, you can buy everything you own at a swap meet but the right beer is what makes living like this possible.
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I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day.
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I remember when I took a temp job... so I got a job at a department store. Something temporary to put on my resume, my parents said. Yeah... till I die!
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I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.
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It should be up to each bar owner and patron to decide if they want to smoke or not.
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George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that's what I'm trying to do.
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When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.
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In any other job, they're truck drivers. In show-biz, they're Transportation Captains.
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The people of Cleveland hate soccer. But it's my favourite thing and I follow the U.S. men's national team around when they play whenever I can.
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I actually was worried about the pounding, but I actually love running more than working out on the elliptical. Now if I get on the elliptical, I feel like I'm trapped.
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After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine.
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I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys that are clean, but I'm not one of them.
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Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.
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I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me.
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