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I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.
Drew Carey
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Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
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Living in Hollywood, you can get disconnected from everybody. You can feel like you are the only one.
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I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them.
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Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?
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I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys that are clean, but I'm not one of them.
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The TV season is a year-long thing now, and the networks are starting to look at it that way, thanks to cable, satellites, and competition.
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I have a position of indirect respect and oblique power.
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Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.
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I remember when I took a temp job... so I got a job at a department store. Something temporary to put on my resume, my parents said. Yeah... till I die!
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Yeah, apparently chasing a bus uses different muscles than sitting and eating.
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When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.
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Libertarians are essentially what the Republicans were 30 years ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label.
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I never thought I was a libertarian until I picked up Reason magazine and realized I agree with everything they had printed.
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Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
Drew Carey
The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.
Drew Carey
If you're wearing a Bluetooth thing and you've got that thing on your belt, you are working for somebody else. You are not the guy in charge. That's a really good social status indicator.
Drew Carey
I'm competitive at everything.
Drew Carey
What good is democracy if you can't get what you want?
Drew Carey
I don't know, people take chances on stage. It's a big free speech zone, a comedy show. So sometimes things happen, you say things that are a little bit off the edge.
Drew Carey
After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine.
Drew Carey
I actually was worried about the pounding, but I actually love running more than working out on the elliptical. Now if I get on the elliptical, I feel like I'm trapped.
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