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I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.
Drew Carey
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Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
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I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it.
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Just because a guy has a shaved head, pierced nipples, and doesn't have sex with women doesn't make him gay. It just makes him down on his luck.
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For 'Power of 10,' you can look at the methodology at CBS.com, it's a company called Rasmussen Reports. We poll thousands and thousands of people for each question, a real cross section of the United States.
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Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.
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I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck.
Drew Carey
TV is easier: it's all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up, but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. To me, that's more pure.
Drew Carey
I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
Drew Carey
After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine.
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We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.
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The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.
Drew Carey
I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet.
Drew Carey
When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games.
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I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.
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Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer... just the thing for that drunk driver who's constantly on the go. Cant stop now! I've got places to go, people to hit!
Drew Carey
I am never out there just jogging for the heck of it. I never do that. I start to run with a goal in mind, whether it's a certain time or certain distance or a specific heart-rate goal, and then I am done.
Drew Carey
I am happy that I ran the half-marathon, but to me, just running and saying that I finished a race isn't enough for me. I want to run the race as best as I can. Working out for pants size isn't enough. I need a goal or a race to get back on the treadmill every day.
Drew Carey
I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.
Drew Carey
I don't run outside, honestly. Sometimes I go out around my house, but mainly it's the stupid treadmill. I wish I had a better answer, but I'm very businesslike about my runs.
Drew Carey
And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.
Drew Carey
I remember when I took a temp job... so I got a job at a department store. Something temporary to put on my resume, my parents said. Yeah... till I die!
Drew Carey
