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I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.

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Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
Actor
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Why is everybody afraid of going to Heaven? You want to be here with the smog and the sin and bad people and the war? Or do you want to be in Heaven, sitting next to Jesus, you know?
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George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that's what I'm trying to do.
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The economy is in trouble, schools are in trouble, and people have been leaving the city in droves for a long, long time.
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My cranky cardiologist says I'm destined to die in the kitchen.
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When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.
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And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.
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Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.
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What good is democracy if you can't get what you want?
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I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better.
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For 'Power of 10,' you can look at the methodology at CBS.com, it's a company called Rasmussen Reports. We poll thousands and thousands of people for each question, a real cross section of the United States.
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I am never out there just jogging for the heck of it. I never do that. I start to run with a goal in mind, whether it's a certain time or certain distance or a specific heart-rate goal, and then I am done.
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Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.
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I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet.
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I like to think of my house as nothing more than a glorified console for my television the ultimate stereo cabinet.
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It should be up to each bar owner and patron to decide if they want to smoke or not.
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Listen, you don't know any better so I'll just tell you. You can't try to save money by not having the right beer. You know, you can skip having medical insurance, you can buy everything you own at a swap meet but the right beer is what makes living like this possible.
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When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games.
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When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work.
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I'm the kind of person that likes what I'm doing when I'm doing it.
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The TV season is a year-long thing now, and the networks are starting to look at it that way, thanks to cable, satellites, and competition.
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