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Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
Drew Carey
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Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
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And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.
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I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.
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In any other job, they're truck drivers. In show-biz, they're Transportation Captains.
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Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.
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TV is easier: it's all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up, but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. To me, that's more pure.
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I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast.
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If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist.
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I like to think of my house as nothing more than a glorified console for my television the ultimate stereo cabinet.
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I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day.
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Learn how to set goals. That's the key to everything. That includes designing your own success. You define what the goal is, it's not somebody else's goal, it's yours.
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Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer... just the thing for that drunk driver who's constantly on the go. Cant stop now! I've got places to go, people to hit!
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I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me.
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The TV season is a year-long thing now, and the networks are starting to look at it that way, thanks to cable, satellites, and competition.
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Libertarians are essentially what the Republicans were 30 years ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label.
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I don't run outside, honestly. Sometimes I go out around my house, but mainly it's the stupid treadmill. I wish I had a better answer, but I'm very businesslike about my runs.
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Just because a guy has a shaved head, pierced nipples, and doesn't have sex with women doesn't make him gay. It just makes him down on his luck.
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Living in Hollywood, you can get disconnected from everybody. You can feel like you are the only one.
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I looked at game show hosting as the bottom of the totem pole, one step away from infomercials. I never watched them myself. However, it's been a lot of fun.
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I am happy that I ran the half-marathon, but to me, just running and saying that I finished a race isn't enough for me. I want to run the race as best as I can. Working out for pants size isn't enough. I need a goal or a race to get back on the treadmill every day.
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George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that's what I'm trying to do.
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