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Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.

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Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Improviser
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Screenwriter
Singer
Television Actor
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Cleveland
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Drew Allison Carey
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It doesn't matter how smart you are to audition for 'Jeopardy,' you just have to luck out and know what they're asking you that day.
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I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.
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The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them.
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What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.
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I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer.
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Green Screen was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going.
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When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work.
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I have a position of indirect respect and oblique power.
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I don't know, people take chances on stage. It's a big free speech zone, a comedy show. So sometimes things happen, you say things that are a little bit off the edge.
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I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.
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Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.
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I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.
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Just because a guy has a shaved head, pierced nipples, and doesn't have sex with women doesn't make him gay. It just makes him down on his luck.
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We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.
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It sucks being fat, you know.
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I am happy that I ran the half-marathon, but to me, just running and saying that I finished a race isn't enough for me. I want to run the race as best as I can. Working out for pants size isn't enough. I need a goal or a race to get back on the treadmill every day.
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After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine.
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I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.
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Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make.
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You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.
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