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Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.
Drew Carey
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Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
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Drew Allison Carey
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I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.
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When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.
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I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson.
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Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.
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I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody.
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Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.
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I'm competitive at everything.
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Listen, you don't know any better so I'll just tell you. You can't try to save money by not having the right beer. You know, you can skip having medical insurance, you can buy everything you own at a swap meet but the right beer is what makes living like this possible.
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What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.
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I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid.
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After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine.
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I don't know, people take chances on stage. It's a big free speech zone, a comedy show. So sometimes things happen, you say things that are a little bit off the edge.
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I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys that are clean, but I'm not one of them.
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The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job.
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I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better.
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I don't run outside, honestly. Sometimes I go out around my house, but mainly it's the stupid treadmill. I wish I had a better answer, but I'm very businesslike about my runs.
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I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.
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Green Screen was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going.
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As far as exercising goes... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging.
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It doesn't matter how smart you are to audition for 'Jeopardy,' you just have to luck out and know what they're asking you that day.
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