Quote

I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them.

Drew Carey

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Drew Carey
Age: 66
Born: 1958
Born: May 23
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Improviser
Photographer
Screenwriter
Singer
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Cleveland
Ohio
Drew Allison Carey
Something
Nobody
Always
Cases
Spielberg
Like
Somebody
Steven
Head
Hopefully
Stuff
Laugh
Else
Case
Someone
Meet
Ever
Laughing

More quotes by Drew Carey

Image
I am never out there just jogging for the heck of it. I never do that. I start to run with a goal in mind, whether it's a certain time or certain distance or a specific heart-rate goal, and then I am done.
Drew Carey
Image
I'm the kind of person that likes what I'm doing when I'm doing it.
Drew Carey
Image
I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.
Drew Carey
Image
I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day.
Drew Carey
Image
Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer... just the thing for that drunk driver who's constantly on the go. Cant stop now! I've got places to go, people to hit!
Drew Carey
Image
Green Screen was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going.
Drew Carey
Image
I remember when I took a temp job... so I got a job at a department store. Something temporary to put on my resume, my parents said. Yeah... till I die!
Drew Carey
Image
When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot.
Drew Carey
Image
I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me.
Drew Carey
Image
Why is everybody afraid of going to Heaven? You want to be here with the smog and the sin and bad people and the war? Or do you want to be in Heaven, sitting next to Jesus, you know?
Drew Carey
Image
I actually was worried about the pounding, but I actually love running more than working out on the elliptical. Now if I get on the elliptical, I feel like I'm trapped.
Drew Carey
Image
I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson.
Drew Carey
Image
After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine.
Drew Carey
Image
Libertarians are essentially what the Republicans were 30 years ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label.
Drew Carey
Image
I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody.
Drew Carey
Image
Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.
Drew Carey
Image
I'm down to earth people sense that and they appreciate it.
Drew Carey
Image
When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.
Drew Carey
Image
When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work.
Drew Carey
Image
I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.
Drew Carey